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A joke for Shabat...
Posted on: Saturday, August 21, 2004
I was going to write something more intellectual but it's too late and I'm terribly sleepy, so a joke from LADYBWEAR instead:
"A team of archeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. On the wall of the cave were five symbols in this order of appearance: a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish and a star of David. It was considered a unique find, estimated to be over 3,000 years old. Archeologists came from all over the world to study these ancient symbols.
"After months of study they held a big meeting to discuss the meaning of the symbols. The president of the society of archeologists pointed at the first drawing and said: 'This looks like a woman, therefore this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also say they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so they were smart enough to use animals to help them till the soil. Further proof of their high intelligence is the fish symbol which means that they had a secondary food source in case of famine The last symbol appears to be the star of David which leads one to suppose they were Hebrews.' The audience applauded enthusiastically.
"But a little old man stood up at the back of the room and said: 'Idiots!! Hebrew is read from right to left; so the message reads: Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that woman!'" =))))))))
Have a shabat shalom...
Posted on: Saturday, August 21, 2004
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I was going to write something more intellectual but it's too late and I'm terribly sleepy, so a joke from LADYBWEAR instead:
"A team of archeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. On the wall of the cave were five symbols in this order of appearance: a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish and a star of David. It was considered a unique find, estimated to be over 3,000 years old. Archeologists came from all over the world to study these ancient symbols.
"After months of study they held a big meeting to discuss the meaning of the symbols. The president of the society of archeologists pointed at the first drawing and said: 'This looks like a woman, therefore this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also say they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so they were smart enough to use animals to help them till the soil. Further proof of their high intelligence is the fish symbol which means that they had a secondary food source in case of famine The last symbol appears to be the star of David which leads one to suppose they were Hebrews.' The audience applauded enthusiastically.
"But a little old man stood up at the back of the room and said: 'Idiots!! Hebrew is read from right to left; so the message reads: Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that woman!'" =))))))))
Have a shabat shalom...
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